Tuesday, 21 April 2015

@TeleFootball: Lionel Messi is a magical player - with awful dress sense.

Zlatan has more ego than game, Messi has more game than fashion sense, Luiz must never be trusted, Shakira does a good pub quiz, and yes, we should still fear Barca

They may have some of the greatest footballers ever to play the game, but Barcelona must be the worst-dressed group of very rich people assembled since the glory days of the Bullingdon Club. 

TV pictures showed them arriving at the ground clad in a variety of awful outfits – particular offenders included Lionel Messi in a burgundy linen jacket with the sleeves rolled up à la Miami Vice, and Dani Alves in a blazer paired with chess board shorts.

Non-league player sacked for having sex with fan in dugout 21h

A striker from the eighth tier of English football (the wonderfully named Evo-Stik Division 1 North) has been unceremoniously sacked after being caught having sex in the dugout after a 4-1 defeat.

The opponents on the day were Mossley AFC and, as it happens, it was their annual ladies day at Seel Park.

Club chairwoman Anne Barker said:

Any players, while wearing a Clitheroe tracksuit, represent the club . We expect a certain level of behaviour and discipline. And that wasn’t it.

The player in question, Jay Hart, said:

I’m full of regret. I’d had a couple of drinks. I was away from everyone and thought I was hidden.

Hart was filmed having sex with the fan on top of the bench post game, his biggest mistake being that he was easily identifiable since he was still wearing the kit. Subtlety does not appear to be the man’s strong suit.