A striker from the eighth tier of English football (the wonderfully named Evo-Stik Division 1 North) has been unceremoniously sacked after being caught having sex in the dugout after a 4-1 defeat.
The opponents on the day were Mossley AFC and, as it happens, it was their annual ladies day at Seel Park.
Club chairwoman Anne Barker said:
Any players, while wearing a Clitheroe tracksuit, represent the club . We expect a certain level of behaviour and discipline. And that wasn’t it.
The player in question, Jay Hart, said:
I’m full of regret. I’d had a couple of drinks. I was away from everyone and thought I was hidden.
Hart was filmed having sex with the fan on top of the bench post game, his biggest mistake being that he was easily identifiable since he was still wearing the kit. Subtlety does not appear to be the man’s strong suit.